In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
