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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

“Keep on and rockin’ the sure shot”

My wife wears her heart on her sleeve
Yet remains a total mystery–
How can she be so sure?
 
I’m sure I don’t know
But sure enough
She’s a sure thing

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Solution-focused Thinking

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Microsoft Products Are the Windows to the Soulless

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
One Is Not The One

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Only God Can Give You What You Need; Only the Devil Can Give You What You Deserve

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Easy Does It

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
When Everyone’s a Pyrrhic Winner

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Time Is the Unbearable Sensation of Waiting for Nothing to Happen

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
It’s Either Achilles and the Tortoise or Us and Rigor Mortis

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
If You Have Two Dogs, Invariably the Smaller One Is the Alpha

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
Dostoevsky Had It Backwards

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
If You Don’t Smoke, Pair the French Tuck with Ring Around the Collar

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
“When you put a lot of individual rationalities together, what you get out of it isn’t a single rationality. You get something else. And you get something that an individual may not even be capable of understanding.” David Auerbach

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Desire is the Sixth Stage of Grief

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
A Fully Functioning Theory of Mind Is Actually Quite Rare in Human Beings; It Requires Knowledge That Others’ Mental States May Be Different from One’s Own

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Be(liev)ing and Nothingness

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor



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