Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em