It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
