All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free