We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said