Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
