Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
