Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
