My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…