The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape