And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%