Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique