Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…