No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes