Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

A being becomes human when you add meaning

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy