My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I have an idea: I have no idea

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic