During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction