You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
