When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
