I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Breathe in not out

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…