When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
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Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
