When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
