Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin