In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator