When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
