You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…