God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…