Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…