I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work