I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work