Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
