I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–