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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Ceci n’est pas un telephone

A smart phone is
1/7 billionth
of a doomsday machine

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
How to Survive the Surveillance State

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Mountain of a Man

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Postmodernism Is Secretly Founded on Truth

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Haiku

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The Measure of a Man

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac”

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
It’s Fun to Talk

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est? C’est L’Antisemitisme.

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Rack-O!

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
“Tell Me Sweet Little Lies”

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Happiness Is a Thin Layer of Gilt

After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
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The First Draft of Kafka’s Masterpiece Was Titled “The Risk-free Trial”, but He Decided It Was Too Obvious

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Though Wittgenstein was correct that “There is not a single philosophical method, though there are indeed methods, different therapies, as it were”, there is, of course, one God

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
Recent Headline: “The robots are here. And they are making you fries.”

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
It’s Easy to Spot a Liar; It’s Harder to Pick One

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:



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