I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war