If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

My ego is too big

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds