The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
