Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography