When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…