My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
