The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Time is relentless. Are you?

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost