Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked