The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed