I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke