Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…