For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe