The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am