She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar