You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…