I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with