You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

The weak-minded can be told what t… Knowing this, God makes death ine… So that in the end Each of us must decide for ourselv… If you fear death

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…