It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up