“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip