I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead