N.B.: Everyone’s Addicted to Social Media
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable