When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest