The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

I changed My mind By following My heart

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is