You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Never Win Anything
