In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
