Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
