Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough