When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…