When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part