I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…