There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
